Little known fact number 1:
*Jesus was in Vietnam fighting Charlie. There are numerous photographs of this.
Little known fact number 2:
*Jesus was not crucified. The crucifiction was a metaphor. Satan actually shot Jesus with a 22 and THEN nailed him up on a tree.
Little known fact number 3:
*Jesus was gangsta. Yes, he did roll around with his homies blasting loud Jewish rap music. And they occasionally shot people.
Little known fact number 4:
*Jesus is alive and well. Yes, thats right. there are numerous photos of this as well.
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if anyone is offended by this site, i am sort of sorry for you, that, A, you happened upon this site, and B, that youwould actually be offended by this sort of cheap-1990's style Website. Also, if there is something on this website, DO NOT BELIEVE IT! hmmm... if you don't beleive that last statement, then... Wow. try it! you go around in circles. It's one of those paradox thingos. if you don't beleive anything on this website, then you would assume that the statement "DO NOT BELEIVE IT" is false. Therefore, the true statement would be to beleive everything on this website, including that statement. Yes, you end up right back where you started. And, funny thing is, the same thing happens no matter how many times you do it! beleive me, i tried.
